WARNING: The following episode will cause extreme, gut-busting laughter – listen at your own risk!

This week, Anna and Sim welcome a guest that will have you rolling on the floor laughing until your sides hurt – get ready for non-stop fun with the hysterical actor and comedian, Bobby Lee (MADtv, Pineapple Express, The Dictator, Splitting Up Together).

Anna and Bobby get down and dirty as they hilariously discuss…

• • Masturbating with food and porn preferences

• • some morning TV and radio talk show improv

• • inviting fans up to their hotel room

• a fantastical forest ranger fantasy

On Deal Breakers, Bobby shares his thoughts on women who…

• • Suck his toes while watching TV

• • Order extra food right before he pays the dinner bill

• Heckle him during his on-stage performances

Calling in for advice this week…

• • Nicholas, 23, from Arizona, needs some guidance on whether he should make a move on a girl that him AND his best friend have both been crushing on.

• Rachel, 24, from Minneapolis, isn’t sure how to handle her friend and roommate whose partying is getting a bit out of control.

Catch Bobby Lee on Splitting Up Together airing Tuesdays on ABC and his podcast, Tigerbelly!

Check out this week’s amazing deals from our sponsors and the always entertaining ad-reads!

• VITAL FARMS: Anna shares some egg-cellent tips that she’s learned from her Mom about how to pick and recognize a really good egg. But with Vital Farms, you never have to worry about the quality of your eggs because Vital Farms eggs meet all of the criteria that Anna’s Mom says make for a high-quality egg – plus, they’re totally bullshit-free! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified for your COOP-on (or coupon)!

• QUIP: Anna admits that she may not be the best with hygiene, but she never misses an opportunity to brush her teeth with the Quip toothbrush because it’s simply the best in the world! Backed by over 20,000 dental professionals, Quip makes dental hygiene a breeze with a built-in timer and automatic brush head delivery! Head to getquip.com/unqualified to get your first refill pack for free!

• RITUAL: In addition to less than perfect hygiene, Anna may not be known for having a diligent health regime – but the one thing that she is diligent about is taking her vitamins. Ritual makes taking your daily vitamins easy and delicious with their minty fresh taste and highly effective absorption. Whether you’re living life or creating it, why not add some good-looking science into your daily routine with Ritualvitamins. Visit ritual.com/unqualified to start your ritual today!

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Anna and Sim get up close and personal this week with an incredibly brilliant director, producer, actor, musician, screenwriter, and author – it’s Mark Duplass (The League, Room 104, Black Rock, Your Sister’s Sister)!

Anna and Mark take their friendship from ‘mild’ to ‘spicy’ as they explore a wide range of topics like…

• threesomes with Helen Mirren
• their fantasy way of dying
• diphallia, bunk-bed coffins, & Mark’s fears
• Anna’s experience on Mom & Mark’s creative projects

Next, Mark weighs-in on dating women in various professions such as…

• an anal bleacher
• a foot fetish model
• a truck driver

On the phones this week…

• Jenna in Montana just landed her dream job but after only ten days on the job, she finds herself stuck in the middle of a love triangle and needs help figuring out what her next move should be!
• Nina in New Jersey has been talking to a guy on Tinder for ten months and has plans to eventually meet him in person but after a serious conversation the two recently had, Nina hasn’t heard from him in a week and is worried about what he might be hiding and what she should do next!

Be sure to check out Season 2 of Mark’s HBO show, Room 104, and his new movie coming out November 1, Unlovable!

Don’t miss Anna and Sim’s always entertaining ad-reads and the amazing deals from our sponsors!

• 23ANDME: Sim has a lot of love for 23andMe and all that it offers, even if it can’t literally offer anyone financial wealth. However, 23andMe can give you a wealth of information about your personal health and ancestry like your health risks, sleep quality, food intolerances, and whether or not you have a murderer in your family lineage! Visit 23andMe.com/unqualified to get your health and ancestry service kit today!
• HONEY: If you’re like Anna and ONLY do your shopping online, then you NEED Honey. When you add Honey’s FREE shopping tool to your browser, it effortlessly saves you money by searching for the best promo codes and automatically getting you the best deals when shopping online at sites like Amazon, eBay, J.Crew, Wal-Mart, Expedia, Sephora, and more! With ten million users, you know that Honey is the real deal! Add Honey to your browser and start saving money today by going to joinhoney.com/unqualified.
• FABFITFUN: If Anna could only use three words to describe Sim, they would be fab, fit, and fun – and while the FabFitFun boxes are generally geared towards women, if you want to become even more fab, fit, and fun like Sim, sign up for FabFitFun today and order your Fall Editor’s Box before it sells out! Visit fabfitfun.com and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get $10 off your first box – that’s over $200 of products for only $39.99!

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This week, Anna and Sim welcome a very talented actress who also happens to be a DIE-HARD fan of Unqualified – it’s the beautiful Skyler Samuels (The Gates, Scream Queens, The Gifted)!

On Deal Breakers, Anna, Sim, and Skyler explore…

• sperm donation
• medical marijuana
• handwashing
• exotic male dancers
• John Mayer
• pregnant-women porn…which leads to a very stimulating convo on the role of porn in relationships!

Next, Anna and Skyler jump into some hilarious role-playing with ‘Kayla’, who’s auditioning for a guest spot on Skyler’s show, The Gifted.

On the phones this week…

• Sarah in Chicago is loving her 2-year relationship with her boyfriend but not loving their living situation which includes her boyfriend’s mother. The team offers Sarah advice on what her next steps should be to fix this living situation.

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

Check out the non-profit that Skyler talks about on this episode at: www.represent.com/thegifted

• POSTMATES: Anna and Sim are super excited that Postmates is back as a sponsor, probably because they both use it so much! No matter what you need – food, diapers, tee shirts – Postmates delivers it with the push of a button! Dear listeners, Postmates is giving you $100 of free delivery credit for your first seven days! Download the app and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get this awesome offer today!

• BLUE APRON: For those times when you don’t feel like ordering food, Blue Apron is the perfect dinner solution! After a long, hard day at work, no one wants to worry about recipes or grocery shopping – and with Blue Apron, you don’t have to! All the ingredients are portioned out and ready for you to prepare a delicious meal in under 30-minutes! Visit Blueapron.com/unqualified to get your first three meals for free!
• RITUAL: Anna plays teacher this week and explains that most vitamins use Folic acid, which many women cannot process, but Ritual uses folate instead because ALL women can process it – which is exactly what Ritual is all about, creating vitamins made just for women. Plus, Ritual vitamins taste minty-fresh and are easy to swallow! With Ritual, for $30/month, you can easily get all 9 essential vitamins and minerals every single day. Visit ritual.com/unqualified today!

• THIRDLOVE: Anna successfully embarrasses Sim during this week’s ThirdLove ad-read by talking about his love of breasts, specifically big breasts! But it doesn’t matter whether your breasts are big, small, or somewhere in between – ThirdLove has the perfect fitting bra for you! Skip the trip and find your perfect fit by visiting ThirdLove.com/unqualified and get 15% your first order.

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This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly relatable, very charming, and brilliantly funny actress and comedian, Yvette Nicole Brown (Community, Talking Dead, Mom)!

Anna and Yvette dissect the dating world as they cover balancing a career and relationship, break-ups, celebrity dating apps, and what Yvette is looking for in a man.

On “Deal Breakers”, Yvette weighs in on male waxing habits, a peculiar career move, and cringey pet names before engaging in some hysterical role-playing with Beyoncé’s slimy (hypothetical) assistant, Kayla, on “What’s Your Next Move?”

On the phones, Olivia, who’s happily married in Everett, WA, is wondering if feelings of ‘what could have been’ with her ex are normal. Next, Michelle, 24, from Los Angeles is seeking advice on setting boundaries with a plutonic male friend that she suspects is in love with her.

Check out Yvette Nicole Brown on Mom this season! And, congrats to Sim and Amy on the birth of their son, Evan Douglas Sarna!

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

Based on his results from EverlyWell, Sim should avoid eating peanuts…or penis, according to Anna. If you’re interested in knowing more about what foods you should avoid, your sleep, thyroid, fertility, or even getting tested for STD’s, EverlyWell empowers you to better understand your body without the hassle of having to find a specialist. Visit everlywell.com and use code ANNA at checkout for 15% off your entire order!

Want to work with Anna and Sim on Unqualified? Looking for a way to appear more successful to others? ZipRecruiter can help! Whether you’re looking for the perfect job opportunity or you want to hire a bunch of employees so that you seem more successful – ZipRecruiter is the answer! For the smartest way to hire, visit ziprecruiter.com/unqualified and try it out for FREE!

Ever wondered if you might be related to a celebrity? Or, if you’re anything like Anna, maybe you’re wondering if you have any killers in your family lineage? Either way, 23andMe can help you learn more about yourself and your ancestry! 23andMe is the at-home DNA and ancestry test that reveals tons of information about your genetic health risks, traits, wellness, and ancestry! Visit 23andMe.com/unqualified to get your health and ancestry service kit today!

We learn that Anna hasn’t been to the dentist in over two years – and, thanks to Sim’s weird question, that her teeth don’t even hurt! While Quip can’t totally replace your dentist, it can help to improve and maintain your oral health! With a built-in timer to remind you to switch sides while brushing and automatic brush head delivery every 3 months, Quip is easy and convenient! Visit getquip.com/unqualified to get started with Quip for only $25 and receive your first refill pack free!

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This week’s episode of Unqualified offers equal parts laughter and life lessons as Anna and Sim welcome podcasting-aficionado, talented filmmaker, actor, comedian, comic book writer, and author – the legendary Kevin Smith (aka Silent Bob)!

You’ll quickly learn that there’s nothing silent about Silent Bob as he opens up about everything from the Fleshlight to his near-death experience to his most important life lessons.

The episode kicks off with Kevin’s personal account of his recent massive heart attack – which he delivers with the hysterical wit and humor that only a comedic genius such as himself could do. You don’t want to miss this incredibly inspiring, and strangely funny, story.

After Kevin gets over the initial shock of learning that Unqualified is an advice podcast, the team talks to Katherine, 25, from Nashville who is unsure how to handle an inappropriate situation with her husband’s best friend. Next up, Ali, a songwriter from New York, is seeking advice for how to cope with feelings of envy and guilt surrounding her slightly more successful songwriter boyfriend.

Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

For all the women out there trying to be the perfect Mom, the perfect wife, and be 100% perfect at work, NBC’s new show, I Feel Bad, was made for you! Airing on TV’s biggest night of comedy (alongside Superstore, Will and Grace, and The Good Place), the hilariously relatable I Feel Bad, executive produced by Amy Pohler, explores the struggles of a woman trying to have it all! Check out I Feel Bad, October 4 on NBC.

Unqualified is a fully bullshit-free podcast, which is why Vital Farms is the perfect bullshit-free sponsor. Vital Farms says that cage-free hens are bullshit – for incredible eggs, you need pasture-raised hens! And with Vital Farms, that’s exactly what you get – each hen enjoys 108-square feet of sunny space allowing them to produce some seriously scrumptious eggs. Taste what it means to be bullshit-free and visit vitalfarms.com/unqualified to get your coupon (or COOP-on) for delicious, pasture-raised eggs.

Dear Listeners, did you know that Amy and Sim are having a Blue Apron Baby?! This proves that Blue Apron not only helps you easily create delicious, homemade meals, but it also helps you get laid! Whether you’re looking to try some exciting, new recipes or looking to step it up in the romance department, Blue Apron’s weekly meal-delivery kit is the perfect solution. Visit blueapron.com/unqualified and get your first three meals free!

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could adjust your mattress to match your mood? With Sleep Number, you can! Feeling frisky? Try a firmer setting. Feeling tired? Perhaps a softer setting is needed. Whatever your preferred sleep setting, Sleep Number can help you improve your daily performance through quality sleep. Visit sleepnumber.com/podcast to find one of 550 nationwide locations near you and visit a Sleep Number store to save $100 on the Queen 360 c2 Smart Bed during the Fall Sale!

Sim proves that he’s the ultimate master of tongue-twisters when Anna challenges him on this week’s FabFitFun ad-read. And while there are few things more fun than Anna challenging Sim, opening a box filled with amazing, full-sized beauty products is definitely one of them. With FabFitFun, you get tons of full-sized fashion, beauty, wellness, and home products delivered right to your door! Visit fabfitfun.com and use code UNQUALIFIED for $10/off your Fall Editor’s Box.

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This week’s episode of Unqualified feels like a good ol’ fashioned girl’s night as Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly smart, sexy, talented actress, Constance Zimmer (UNReal, Entourage, House of Cards)!

The conversation and laughter flow freely as these two long-time friends chat about what it’s like to be a blonde versus a brunette, Constance’s guest appearance on Mom, and the juicy details from a very memorable, very star-studded group vacation where the two first met.

“Dating Deal Breakers” gets down and dirty this week as the ladies explore guys who drink cosmos, Kegels, and some racy sexual activities.

And, for the first time in over two years, Anna reintroduces the hilarious game segment, “Bring Something Weird”. Trust us, you do not want to miss the ‘weird’ item that Constance brings with her from home!

On the phones this week, the Unqualified team first talks to Holly, 30, from Portland, who is struggling with setting boundaries for her long-distance relationship with her ex-boyfriend.  Next up is Amy, 29, from Northern California, who has been hiding something from her parents and isn’t sure how to come clean.

Be sure to check out Constance Zimmer on the final season of House of Cards coming November 2.

Allison Janney joins Anna and Sim for this week’s hilarious ad-reads and awesome sponsor deals!

You do not want to miss the hilariously EPIC way that Anna manages to confuse Sim during this week’s ad-read for the new TV show, I Feel Bad. Executive produced by every woman’s imaginary BFF, Amy Pohler, I Feel Bad is about a woman who is desperately trying to be the perfect Mom, the perfect wife, and be 100% perfect at work – something we can all relate to! Check out I Feel Bad premiering October 4 on NBC.

Allison Janney was so excited to learn about these ultimate no show socks from Gekks that she actually signed up during the ad-read this week! Gekks use antimicrobial yarns and attach to the inside of your shoes, meaning you never have to deal with stinky feet or slippage! Visit mygekks.com and use code ANNA to get 20% off your first order!

Sim hilariously stumbles through the female-focused ad-read for Ritual, a monthly delivery service of sugar-free, non-GMO, allergen-free vitamins made just for women. But there’s nothing funny about the fact that 95% of women don’t get the vitamins and minerals they need.  With Ritual, for $30/month, you can easily get all 9 essential vitamins and minerals every single day. Visit ritual.com/unqualified today!

While Sim’s favorite breast size is a 32C, ThirdLove knows that not every woman’s breasts fall into such a specific size category.  With a wide-variety of sizes and no awkward fitting room experiences, ThirdLove can help you find the perfect-fitting bra in 60 seconds or less. Skip the trip and find your perfect fit by visiting ThirdLove.com/unqualified and get 15% your first order.

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Break out your skates and spandex and get ready to fall in love with this week’s talented and charming Unqualified guest…Adam Rippon, American figure skater and Olympian!

Anna wastes no time breaking the ice with Adam, kicking off the episode by asking, “Would you wipe Dame Judi Dench’s butt?” (Spoiler Alert: He would!)

Clearly, no topic is off-limits this week as Anna and Adam candidly converse about everything from Adam’s accomplished figure skating career to condoms and hooking up at the Olympic Village.

Being the Olympian that he is, Adam champions through the Unqualified game segments, starting with “Would You Swipe Right?”, where Adam weighs in on Cirque du Soleil contortionists, raw food caterers, and UFC Fighters. And on “Dating Deal Breakers”, Adam and Anna debate dating a copper metal enthusiast, an avid Grinder user, and a dildo model.

As they head to the phones, Anna, Adam, and Sim help Sarah, 29, from Northern California who is just getting back into the dating game and needs help dealing with a recent ghosting situation. Next up is Jake, 32, calling from Minnesota to get advice on how him and his husband can appropriately incorporate pornography into their relationship.

Don’t miss the very special guest joining Anna and Sim for this week’s ad-reads and be sure to check out the awesome deals from their sponsors!

We all know that ‘chef’ is high on Anna’s list of professions that you should never date – and thanks to Blue Apron, you’ll never have to date a chef just to enjoy delicious, professionally prepared meals!  Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting blueapron.com/unqualified and create your own chef-inspired meals without dating a chef!

While Cash App can’t literally give you free cash, it can do the next best thing by saving you tons of money on purchases and making it simple for friends to pay you back! Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card!

Hate leaving your home? Love online shopping and saving money? If so, then you and Anna have a lot in common! To start saving money like Anna, download Honey, a free internet browser add-on that automatically searches for and applies the best promo codes to your online shopping carts, instantly saving you money! To add Honey to your browser for free visit joinhoney.com/unqualified

Sim unintentionally innovates a new dental care product, the Truth-brush, on this week’s ad-read, and while it’s not a bad idea, the truth is, Quip toothbrushes are already an amazing innovation all on their own! Visit getquip.com/Unqualified to get started with Quip for just $25 (and get your first refill pack free)!

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This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the creative mind behind countless iconic films and TV series like Knocked Up, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Pineapple Express, Freaks and Geeks, and so many more -it’s none other than the incredibly talented, Judd Apatow!

In honor of talking with such a comedic force and creative mind, Anna is abandoning the Unqualified game segments and using her witty interviewing skills to ask Judd the really hard-hitting questions on dating, family, his career, and more!

Judd’s natural storytelling ability shines as the two talk about everything from Judd’s childhood dreams to an ongoing debate with his wife, Leslie Mann, to numerous hilarious Seth Rogen encounters.

The episode wraps up as Anna, Sim, and Judd head to the phones to help their first caller, Matt, cope with his nervousness surrounding an upcoming social gathering involving his ex-girlfriend.  Next on the line is Kathleen, a comedian who’s unsure how to handle romantic feelings she’s developed for a male friend who’s already in a relationship.

Dear listeners, we have HUGE news – Unqualified has been nominated for a People’s Choice Award in the Pop Podcast category! Help make us a finalist by voting up to 25 times per day until September 14 by clicking HERE – we love you and appreciate your votes!!

And don’t forget to check out Judd’s new movie, Juliet, Naked, a dramatic comedy starring Ethan Hawke and Rose Byrne!

Don’t miss this week’s hilarious ad-reads and the huge deals from our sponsors!

“The Cash Card Boost program gets you $1 off each cup of coffee, if you drink like four cups a day, that’s like $4 times…” Okay, so, Sim proves that he might not be a mathematician on this week’s ad-read for the Cash App, but don’t worry – you don’t need crazy math skills to know that Cash App saves you money! Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card!

Anna calls FabFitFun, “A grab bag – but with awesome shit!” And who doesn’t love awesome shit!?  Sign up for FabFitFun and get tons of awesome shit like full-sized fashion, beauty, wellness, and home products!  To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com ad use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout!

Ever wondered if you might be related to a celebrity? Or why you get the sniffles after eating cereal, like Anna does?  Tune in to this week’s ad-read for 23andMe to hear Anna and Sim share the shocking story of one 23andMe user’s experience along with all of the mind-blowing things that you can find out about your own health with 23andMe! Order your 23andMe Health and Ancestry Service Kit at 23andme.com/unqualified

Have you ever thought to yourself, I’d really like to look more like Sim?  (Haven’t we all??) Then don’t miss this week’s sexy ad-read for Suave to find out just how Sim keeps himself looking so suave and sexy! For hair you can believe, check out Suave at suave.com today!

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