This week’s guest, Elizabeth Reaser (True Detective, The Haunting of Hill House) perfectly complements Anna’s comedic repertoire as the pair discuss…

• Juilliard, acting, and pussy with joy

• Oyster farmers, crime scene cleaners, and party clowns

• the Tit Look App and tits around the world

You don’t want to miss this week’s calls as Anna generously opens up about her personal life while her, Sim, and Elizabeth help to unpack some intense situations for two dear listeners…

• Olivia, 21, is calling from Wisconsin seeking advice on how to handle a difficult situation with her stepmother that has her feeling like an outsider in her own family.

• Alondra, 24, is calling from Vancouver and needs help dealing with an outrageous request from her Dad involving a tattoo and the letter D.

Be sure to check out Elizabeth Reaser in The Haunting of Hill House, streaming now on Netflix!

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We’re headed back to school this week on Unqualified as Professors Anna and Sim hang out with their students at USC and chat with the hilarious actor, Jake Johnson (New Girl, Safety Not Guaranteed, Tag), about topics like…

• Podcasting
• Acting and Embarrassing Auditions
• Tampon Commercials
• Bad Press and Clickbait
• Female Corrections Officers

In lieu of callers this week, Anna, Sim, and Jake are talking to USC students and helping them with their relationship problems…

• Ashley is a USC junior dealing with a hook-up that moved way too quickly then fizzled out suddenly; she’s seeking advice on how to proceed with this hook-up to avoid awkward encounters in the future.
• Elyse is a USC senior from New Jersey who will be graduating soon and is confused as to what her next move should be and how to prioritize her career with her relationships.

Go check out Jake’s new film, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

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It’s all about strong female vibes this week as Anna and Sim welcome the beautiful, brilliant Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill, Chicago PD) to chat about…

• College fashion and the Greek scene
• Self-confidence and self-acceptance
• Acting, stunt-work, and kissing on-screen
• Dating Deal-Breakers and some ski-trip improv

On the phones this week…

• Courtney, 27, is calling from Seattle where she has a job and a boyfriend that she loves – but after finding out about her boyfriend out of state job offer, she needs help deciding what to put first – her career or her relationship.

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BILL HADER (SNL, Barry, The Skeleton Twins) laughs so hard on this week’s episode that his glasses actually fog up as he chats with Anna and Sim about… …Saturday Night Live…Jerking Off…Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs…Genre, Anxiety, and Comic Con…Red Carpet Improv… ON THE PHONES THIS WEEK: …For the first time ever, the Unqualified team calls back a previous caller, Nicholas from Arizona, to dive a bit deeper into his situation involving a female classmate that him and his friend are both crushing on. …Kaycie, 23, is calling from Oklahoma seeking advice about a douchey co-worker who won’t leave her alone. Congratulations to Bill Hader on his Emmy win for HBO’s Barry!! Check out the deals from our amazing sponsors, including an awesome new sponsor!!  VITAL FARMS: No bullshit about it, Vital Farms eggs are the best – the best quality, the best tasting, simply the best pasture-raised eggs out there! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified to get your COOP-on (or coupon) and taste what it means to be bullshit-free! MINTED: Our new sponsor lets you show your loved ones that you care by sending them unique holiday and greeting cards! You can do it all right from your phone – simply text a photo to CARDS (22737) and Minted will help you design and send the perfect personalized card! Through the end of the month, get 20% off your order when you text your photo to CARDS (22737).  POSTMATES: Homebodies rejoice – with Postmates, you never have to leave home to enjoy all your favorite restaurant foods! Download the app and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days! Save the hassle and get the food you love fast! Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

It’s non-stop laughs this week on Unqualified as hilarious comedian, Jay Pharoah (Saturday Night Live) joins Anna and Sim to explore…

• • Working retail and funky feet

• Porn preferences and thigh-high stockings

• • Year-round Christmas decorations

• • Peeing sitting down and genitalia

• Beverly Hills Cop improv with Karen Sarducci

On the phones this week…

• • Francisca, 27, is calling from Switzerland seeking advice on whether she should make a big, life-changing move in order to follow her dreams.

• Allison, 29, calling from Ohio, is struggling to find a balance between her role as a Mom and her role as a wife and seeking advice on how to rekindle her sex life.

Check out Jay Pharoah’s new series Champagne Ill, exclusively on YouTube Premiere! Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!

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What do…

• Marriage and Divorce
• Euphoric Dementia
• Faberge Eggs
• and Losing Your Virginity

…all have in common? They are just a few of the topics that Anna, Sim, and Unqualified’s stunning guest, Emily Ratajkowski, get into on this week’s hilarious episode! Callers this week include…

• Marie who is struggling with the slow progression and non-existent future timeline of her 6-year relationship with her boyfriend.
• Beth who is struggling to come to terms with the distant relationship that she has always had with her Mom.

Be sure to see Emily’s new movie with Aaron Paul, Welcome Home, in theaters November 16!   Check out the incredible offers this week from our amazing sponsors!! HONEY: You can AUTOMATICALLY save money while you shop online without ever having to leave your home or clip a single coupon with Honey’s browser extension! Get Honey for free at joinhoney.com/unqualified. RITUAL: Do you want smoother skin, stronger nails, shinier hair, and better overall health? Of course, we all do – and with Ritual Vitamins, designed with top ingredients and specifically formulated for women, we CAN have it all! Visit ritual.com/unqualified to improve your health and wellness and start your ritual today! THIRDLOVE: Sim loves a well-placed breast that’s well-fitted in a ThirdLove bra – but really, who cares? Because ThirdLove is for women and women’s comfort, not men! With 70 sizes, including half-sizes, ThirdLove has a perfect-fitting bra for everyone! Go to thirdlove.com/unqualified to use their online fit-finder and get 15% off your first purchase!   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Emily Ratajkowski: @emrata

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly talented, Golden Globe winning actress, Maura Tierney (NewsRadio, ER, The Affair)! Maura brings her acting chops and intellect to the table as her and Anna engage in some stimulating conversation about…

• The ins-and-outs of being an actor
• Whorehouses, stud farms, and Heidi Fleiss   
• Maura’s volunteer experience in Greece   

Next, the ladies jump into an Unqualified game where Maura weighs-in on dating professions like…

• A brew-master
• A psychotherapist with a stand-up comedy side-gig
• A professional poker player
• A truck driver with a pension for exercising at rest stops
• A restaurant manager

On the phones this week…

• • Amanda, 30, from Chicago needs some advice on how to cope with being left out of a trip to Iceland that her husband is taking with his siblings and their spouses while Amanda is stuck at home with the kids.

• Michelle, 31, from San Francisco has an Instagram dating dilemma involving a high school guy that she has reconnected with and is interested in, but she isn’t sure how long to wait for him to ask her out before moving on.

  Everyone’s favorite ‘Mom’, Allison Janney, is back for this week’s ad-reads with Anna and Sim – be sure to check out the awesome sponsor deals below!!

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• 23andMe: Anna wows Sim and Allison with her scientific smarts as she explains why ‘23’ is part of the company name, 23andMe, before all three of them break out into a spontaneous jingle where Sim really showcases his creative singing skills – you don’t want to miss this ad-read! You also won’t want to miss the awesome deal that 23andMe is offering now through Thanksgiving – their DNA and ancestry kits are only $49 when you buy two or more kits! Visit 23andme.com/unqualified to get this great deal today!
• SLEEP NUMBER: Anna doesn’t give a sh*t about Sim’s sleep number – but he shares it anyways. It’s a 65-70, by the way. He also shares that Sleep Number has helped him and Amy argue less because they can each enjoy individual comfort with Sleep Number’s personalized settings and cooling features! He even convinces Allison Janney to get a Sleep Number! Take advantage of the Veteran’s Day Sale and save $400 on a Queen Sleep Number 360c4 Smart Bed, now only $1299! Visit sleepnumber.com/podcast to find the Sleep Number store nearest you!

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